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Chanel Light Gold Quilted Lambskin Leather Jumbo Classic Single Flap Bag
Portero Price: $2,565
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Chanel Faux Gold Pearl Drop Clip-On Earrings
Portero Price: $417
Sale Price: $375 with promo code

I don't totally blame Miley Cyrus for all of her poor fashion choices. She's only a teen after-all and who knows how much say she even gets in what she wears. On the left Cyrus is pictured wearing the Fendi Borsa Forever Messenger bag which I think is completely hideous both in terms of shape and design (if you can even say there was designing involved in the conception of this bag). That said when I think back to being Miley's age, while I do remember being obsessed with Moschino and D&G (I had this hideous bag from them that at the time I LOVED -- it was plastic, pink, and had sheep stamped all over it!), I also wore Kate Spade bags and Prada nylon ones all the time (in other words bags that don't offer much when it comes to design, but are basically just a status symbol to show-off to classmates). I can't imagine myself wearing anything with a logo or label so blatantly obvious these days, but thankfully I've grown into a more secure person than I was back in High School! So my vote is Slob on this messenger, but an understanding Slob!

What do you think? Snob or Slob?

I was at the Hollywood Bag Ladies Luncheon benefiting Lupus LA just now. I was in a huge bidding war with 2 other women over this totally amazing vintage Fendi python in mustard with contrasting red leather shoulder strap. I was about to go very far with the bidding but my silent auction rival, Barbara, gave me this sob story of how she's been a Susan Lucci fan since she's been in the 7th grade so with one minute left for bidding, I decided to let her have it. Damn it!! Should not have given in!! Next time I have to just be heartless.

I am ready to plan for Resort, as in, a warm vacation somewhere! Maybe that's why this Fendi straw tote is fascinating me so. I am reminded of a tropical Asian country because this design looks like seat mats that you always find in places like that. You know, like in cabs. It is unique for a bag to have this woven design with straw but I am comforted by its familiarity. It is obviously meant for a beach holiday but I think it would be brilliant to use this for work so you can pretend you are going off on vacation every morning. Or is that just more brutal when the mundane reality comes crashing down? I don't know, it's been a while since I've been in an office setting =) I have one final reservation and it's not a small one, the price!! At Saks Fifth Avenue for $2,560. Is there a world shortage on straw??!!

Either I'm getting old or Judith Leiber bags are getting hip. I find myself gravitating to the line of sparkling beaded bags lately.  Yes, I still abhor the stupid animal and cupcake shaped clutches but am in love with this architecturally inspired Sunburst clutch.  The art deco influenced design reminds me of one of my favorite books, Atlas Shrugged.  If you stare at it long enough you will find the pattern becomes 3 dimensional.  Or maybe it's just that I need glasses.  Judith Leiber Sunburst crystal-embellished clutch ($2295-- still very expensive, will need to ask about that when I meet the 85 year old iconic designer next month!) at Net-a-porter.com

I feel like a total snob when I say this but why in the hell is CHANEL being sold at Costco???  Can you say, random?  I've only been to Costco a few times (the first time was surreal, I had no idea things came in such large bulk) and hope to never return but may have to make a trip to see if these bags are authentic!  So, you pick up a side of beef, two tons of paper towels, 4 dozen bagel dogs and oh yeah-- that CHANEL 2.55, too.  That is just soooo wrong!  I am emailing the PR peeps at Chanel today, will let you know what they say when I hear back.   
Photo Courtsey of NBC New York Blog

Saks is having a 50% off sale for 24 hours only-- the fabulous Zagliani clutch in python is now $750 (was $1,500) go ahead and treat yourself before the holiday madness! Go here to shop Saks 50% off sale!
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Halloween is over and done with so why is this bag dressed up like a cat?  Very creepy and I swear I can almost hear it purring.  I'm no PETA supporter but I must say this is a real waste of fur!  Actually, most fur bags are a waste-- we are always perplexed by the use of fur on bags, our wallets do not get cold so what's the point?  I know Nina Ricci is hoping the horseshoe logo will take off like the Gucci horse bits but chances are slim-- it's just not that interesting.  Nina Ricci Fur Embroidery Hobo at Barneys for $3,900.

Unique does not even begin to describe this sterling silver minaudiere. The silver is individually cast using over a pound of silver and lined in American alligator! Everything is handmade in New York. The egg shape is ingenious, it's like a real alligator egg. It is worn with a hammered silver chain wristlet and feather tassel. It is super tiny at 5.25" x 3.5" x 2.75" so it is more of a pure accessory rather than functional for holding anything. But I am not bothered by any of that because this is like a piece of art to be ogled over. All their minaudieres are made to order and can be monogrammed and customized, as in finishes, leathers, colors, tassels, stones or in solid 18K gold!! Price for the silver with alligator is $22,200. For purchasing, contact Jessamee Sanders, founder/designer, at 718.300.2461 or you can email her.