My husband and his friends call me LaRue as I always have a giant hat, a wrap, and SPF60 smeared all over my face and body on the beach. I love a warm glow to my skin but I am deathly afraid of the sun so I have not tanned since I was a teenager. …
Is it me or does Sara Michelle Geller look like a dwarf carrying this Lanvin Kentucky tote? If you're only 62 inches tall, you should not carry a bag that's a third of your height and dragging down to your ankles. This is a bag made for glamazons like Charlize Theron and Cameron Diaz. Sara …
Actual size of YSL Downtown Mini
We're annoyed with monstrously large bags that sleep parties of 5 but what about the opposite end of the spectrum? Baby bags so tiny that only monopoly money will fit inside are just as useless. Our Guest Editor, the Bag Wh*@# (Real life fashion editor of one of our …
It doesn't matter how much Botox you shoot into your face or how much of it you cut off, a saggy neck is always a dead giveaway to your real age. I often see women with smooth and taut faces but wrinkly chicken necks, I mean what's the point? Don't waste money on your face …
We have to give props to Gwen for daring to be seen in her L.A.M.B designs, including the hideous Rasta Bag. I mean have you ever seen Jessica carry her namesake line of bags or shoes? Gwen is a rock star in the truest sense so she gets away with things like pink corn …
