Boy are we in a mood latley! But it’s not our fault; I swear we’re not crochety old ladies, in fact, most who know us think we’re really cute and spunky but you wouldn’t know it by reading this week’s “On the rag” posts. The fact is there are just so many crappy bags out there lately we can’t stand it! I know I sound like a total snob when I say that I CRINGE when I have to walk by a Coach store (I try to cross the street or the mall if I do see one coming up- I’m serious). The other day I was busy wiping my son’s face after an ice cream cone treat and I inadvertently stopped in front of a Coach store. I looked up and was assaulted by a wall to wall display of their hideous Patchwork bags! I almost passed out and wanted to run but could not tear my eyes away from these deformed looking bags! There was denim, leopard, Coach monogram, polka dots, zebra stripes, and a few unidentifiable patterns that I can only call “trash scrap” all on ONE bag!
I was completely over stimulated by so many ghastly prints that I almost had a meltdown. Then I noticed there were HATS to match these dreadful bags, who would wear this? Who would want look like they were in a paper shredder with Holly Hobbit and Joan Collins’ pillows? I know some of you will hate me for bashing your beloved Coach and call me a snooty snob but seriously, go see for yourself and tell me if you don’t get an eye cramp just from looking at these beastly bags. And by the way, the bags are way more hideous in person if you can believe it.