You can see from this video why I didn’t record any more of these and why I had no idea what Fergie actually said. So I told her I would check out her bandana bag and feature it on Bag Snob. Well, I was caught up being star struck and didn’t really consider that her bags would be inappropriate for our snobby site. For some reason, I thought her bags would be snob worthy because I imagine her disposable income would be such that would allow for good taste, but I was not thinking clearly and forget that her disposable income comes from doing things like whoring herself out for Kipling. I am not going to put a picture of it up, but it is a tote using bandana fabric, so you can conjure up your own visual as you please. I did give her my card and I am hoping she threw it away because I would hate for her to have to read this. Sorry Fergie!! I will promote your song for the movie because you should keep your day job. And you are super hot and indeed have lovely humps.