Look, I’m not saying I didn’t buy into the whole Juicy Couture sweatsuit thing when I was pregnant and couldn’t wear much else. I even thought their line of children clothes was kinda cute but now that they are expanding into the bag market, my territory, I need to put my foot down! Look at these ridiculous bags. Looks like they scrounged the tartan fabric from the scraps of Marc Jacobs’ grunge era in the ’90s. And they can’t even decide if they want to design single handled or double handled bags so they put both top handle and double side straps, yeah that makes a lot of sense. What about the crazy pom poms dangling off the sweater bag? Made for their chi hua huas to chews on? (cuz you know the designers of Juicy Couture only carry Hermes birkins) As if they would be caught dead with any of these sorry excuses for bags, they only make them for consumers who they think don’t know any better. And get this, they are charging $325 -$425 for these obnoxious bags , how else are they going to pay for all their birkins? At eLuxury.